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Also yes. Motherfuckers are ten foot tall.
So we have established Teletubbies are harrowing hell creatures sent to kill us from the tubby But can they fuck, though? Do they fuck? In a scientific paper I like to call "Yo: Can Teletubbies Fuck?
This week, a "viral tweet" happened, which highlighted information from a episode of Teletubbiesin which it turns out baby Teletubbies exist.