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And honestly, men have enough of a hard time showing their emotions—the sex we could get is a physical sign of hard, okay?

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I guess this means there are different types of boners? The Pee Boner. This is a fake-out boner that really just happens when he really, really, really has to pee and goes away right after, like stepping on a garden hose.

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The Morning Boner. This greets you in lactating mexican porn morning with a stiff hello, like a butler that can only pee and ejaculate. This boner is the Egg McMuffin of morning sex: The two go well together and are even better with hash browns.

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The Ghost Boner. This one comes along and leaves like the wind.

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The Gym Boner. This kind of thing can happen at the dick as his blood is flowing all over the place and inadvertently sloshing into his penis, filling it up. The Inappropriately Timed Boner.