But on with business: I really, really want to go with Ipswich. I'd like to see them do it, though I know I'm not currying any favours with Norwich fans by saying that. Know any good Torquay puns? That's who you support, isn't it?
Yes, they were the closest team to where I lived when I was young. Actually, that's not true. As was recently exposed on Soccer AM, I'm just a glory-hunter: Yeovil were technically closer but they were a non-league team so I opted for Torquay!
By way of defence, I said I could never wear Yeovil's shade of green.