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Get the most out of your experience with a personalized all-access pass to everything local on events, music, restaurants, news and more. Why has the Hate Fuck Trio been largely inactive hate most of this millennium?
Jon and Sam DeStefano, the sibling tandem behind one of the best Denver bands of the '90s, aren't telling — or rather, they are, but their responses in advance of their upcoming reunion date are highly and entertainingly suspect. For instance, Sam insists that the combo spent three years in Costa Rica studying the "gigantic banana spider" with the goal of "harnessing its venom to develop a product for the American culture that was a thousand times more powerful than Viagra.
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Sadly, this noble cause remains unrealized — much like the Trio's efforts to duplicate their Colorado popularity nationwide. So the players turned to domesticity, albeit with a unique Hate Fuck twist.
As a result, he's expecting to someday get a call from his spawn's preschool teacher, and if she complains about being F-bombed, "I'll tell her that the letter 'f' and the letter 'u' and the letter 'c' and the letter 'k' are all letters she's been teaching my hate, and if she can't handle the way he's putting teen lebanese porn together, maybe she shouldn't fucking be a teacher.
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You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter s - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in! Until then, the DeStefanos are working over unreleased Trio tunes — one favorite may or may not be called "Scott Hamilton's Shaved Cock" — with an eye toward a possible CD release in early In addition, Jon is busy creating intriguing cut-and-paste recordings under the name Chewbacca Bukkake, and he's already got an idea for a video-game tie-in.
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And the more they bukkake, the more respect they get from other Chewbaccans. It's not like that happens every day. With a little effort, he feels confident they can produce "one of the worst, fuck embarrassing Hate Fuck Trio shows of all time.