Yesterday the New York Post caused quite the scandal with its story on people who have sex in restaurants. At first we wondered if this were a made-up trend or if eateries were really sites of people doing the nasty, so here at Fork in the Road, we took a somewhat unscientific poll of several of our friends to see if they, too, had been getting some loving in post-dinner. Guess what! People are fucking like crazy in New York City restaurants! And then I may or may not have given him a hand job under the table. Afterward we made copious jokes about custard milkshakes. As the Post mentioned, restaurant bathrooms are common spots for getting laid, since they offer a relative amount of privacy. She started giving me a blowjob but then since she had a dress on we just started having sex in the stall.

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Welcome back to Restaurant Confessionals, where we talk to the unheard voices of the restaurant industry from both the front-of-house FOH and back-of-house BOH about what really goes on behind the scenes at your favorite establishments. There's this sense of the road not taken whenever we see each other now. I wasn't just fucking a girl in the dust of the construction site of a restaurant. It was someone whom I deeply respected and cared for. Back in a mutual friend introduced me to her and after a few months of dating, we saw a potential spot for a restaurant I was looking to open. Not long after, she took a job in another city and moved away. I cared about her deeply, but I knew this wasn't going to be a lasting relationship if she moved away. That following summer she came back for a visit, and by then I signed a lease on that very space. I will own up to the fact that the sex didn't last very long, and we were absolutely covered in dust afterwards. There was no tarp, I didn't even put cardboard down.
The pizza flasher
Welcome back to Off the Menu , where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we have a new subject -- sordid tales of sex in restaurants. As always, these are real emails from real readers, though names have been changed. I met my current boyfriend at the store and we used to close a lot together. My boyfriend is generally a sheepish guy and said he just handed over the pizza while trying to stare past her and look basically anywhere but her body. Hey, at least she tipped and he got a free show! Apparently, she had also done this once before we started dating as well.
We all have those annoyingly lovey-dovey couple friends who have absolutely no chill when it comes to PDA. However, there are some shameless couples out there who take PDA to an entirely new and pretty disgusting level. Remember when we told you about the frisky couple who filmed a sex tape in the toy aisle of Walmart? Well, if you thought that mid-shopping sexcapade was pretty bad, you might want to cover your eyes. We just came across a video that shows a savage couple having sex in a restaurant and these two will definitely make you lose your appetite. According to The Sun, surveillance cameras recently recorded a couple ordering take-out at a Domino's restaurant. It's not hard to see these two were in the mood for a hot, steamy pizza That's right. The CCTV footage shows this couple having sex right in the middle of the restaurant while the poor Domino's cashier awkwardly stands behind the counter and takes their order.