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50 Ways to be the most fucking awesome version of yourself.

So no, life, I refuse to stay wallowing in the mud like a fucking pig napping at the county fair. So if you are starpornocolombianas like a fucking loser, which I do from time to time, remind yourself that you are strong, capable, resilient, and will persevere.

Give yourself grace to wallow, just for a little bit, but then put on your big kid panties and kick life back in the ass. You are great, my fellow Crusader!

50 Ways to be the most fucking awesome version of yourself. — VIENDA MARIA

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