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The Dadbag beer belly fanny pack is right up there with the Sexy Chest Swimsuit in its ability to create a fiesta of discomfort, with a few streamers of sick fascination, before my eyes.

The Naked Head Masks used to do it fannies, but I've been looking at those things for over 4 years now. But the Dadbag might top both of those disturbing oddities because it adds a layer of practicality to the design.

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With a zippered pouch large enough to hold your keys, wallet, phone, a can of beer, and other EDC necessitiesthe Dadbag has the useful longevity to hit the office in the morning, happy hour at 5, and then dinner with your naked parents later that night. The only downside to the Dadbag that I can see is that you can't buy it yet.

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At printing, designer Albert Pukies fitting name was looking for production partners, since he knows once the world gets a load of these hot, hairy, puckered, flabby, and sunburned paunch pouches he's got a whole line of Dadbags, not just the single bowl of jelly you see above there's no way he's going to be able to keep up with orders on his own.

Ain't no practical fat more practical than Fannies. The ridickulous penis tire valve stem caps fat humiliate your friend Cornelius more than driving a Dodge Neon beater already does but still protect his valve stems This RC poop car had me at "Pile Driver!

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I learned my most important lesson about frenemies from The Golden Girls. It's that sometimes passive aggressive words and adult word games interactions aren't enough. It's that sometimes I need my frenemies to throw a party. I live for shenanigans of the PC Prankster variety.