Top definition. The male equivalent of the female "selfie" When a male takes multiple pictures of his penis and saves them in his phone in order to later send and wordlessly request sexual favors from a female This version of the "selfie" is similar to it's female counterpart in the sense that the male takes a handful of pictures of the same penis but at different angles, positions, soft, hard, chubby and even in different locations whatever is most flattering. Do you think she'd prefer this hard dick selfie I took in my car or the one where my penis is soft but in good lighting? But first , let me take a dick selfie. Anoose Conchairto New Rochelle Chattanooga Push Pop

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Hello, ladies. Allow me to address the men who have accidentally, totally coincidentally, absolutely randomly landed on this page for a second:. Seventy-six percent of women are totally into dick pics when appropriate, so this is good news for you. Also, knock it the fuck off with the emojis. That was weird, so, like, don't do that. Stand back a lil bit. Also, a little mood lighting never hurts like, bad nighttime lighting where everything looks yellow and you have to use flash But a fresh-out-of-the-shower mirror picture is always a safe bet! Like, when there is still steam everywhere and you have to wipe a little off the mirror to expose the D. I wanna look at you like the fucking work of art you are!
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