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Critical Tits Bike Ride – A Look Back at Burning Man

This post was originally published on September tits, The themed burn all about going green and powering your camp with solar and composting your hippie hearts out. Being the proactive read: With all my lists and reading, and watching YouTube videos, and buying fake fur bras with fringe and sequins on them, I somehow forgot that this was a PARTY and there was no way to do it wrong.

The day that stands out as one of the most pivotal in my virgin burn was the Critical Tits Bike Ride aptly named in my case. I enjoy challenging myself from time to time with things that scare me.

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Well this seemed the models girls vegina opportunity — an all female topless bike ride through the desert with a giant party at the end thrown by the men critical celebrate mammaries large and small.

Since I was raised with an over-active amount of shame and loathing for my body, this seemed like a really freeing and validating experience, right? So getting drunk before it also seemed like a good idea. So there I was with my new campmate girlfriends I barely ride, topless, drunk on sangria, wearing only khaki shorts, tennis shoes, a red riding hood cape, and dark goggles over my eyes to cover the tears streaming down my face as I rode my decorated bike through a line of thousands of men cheering, videotaping, and some even jerking off to our empowerment parade.

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Boy was I ever facing my fears.