Top definition. An occurence, remark, reply, or otherwise any given situation which genuinely causes momentary distress or disdain to the point that one tightens his or her sphincter, as if preparing to be kicked in the ass. Also spelled using hyphens, like so ; Kick-In-The-Ass, so as to accentuate that the phrase is to be used, or acknowledged as one word. Literally, a kick in the ass.

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With all the flailing and cheap shots inherent in a Mixed Martial Arts fight, it's often easy to lose sight of the "Arts" part of the whole shebang. In the final round of lightweight fight against Alfie Davis, Kanella made a swift toe kick to a prone Davis who was on his back in a defensive stance. Trouble is that Kanella's toe seemingly ringed Davis' back doorbell. Doing such is a foul in the world of MMA fighting. Referee Kevin McDonald halted the fight after the sh0cker, letting Davis get back to his feet own feet and deducting a point from Kanella. Davis, despite the unexpected erogenous encounter, went on to win the fight. Afterwards, he reflected on the "Oof, that's uncomfortable" moment.
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Note: This page may contain terms or definitions that are offensive or inappropriate for some readers. In this usage, a possessive noun or pronoun is used between "kick" and "ass. This new strategy is really kicking ass and keeping the groundhogs away from my vegetable garden! That move kicked ass! All movies should be like that!